Elijah Farmer http://www.elijahfarmer.com Elijah Farmer Fri, 04 Nov 2011 03:44:46 +0000 http://www.elijahfarmer.com en Naturals http://elijahfarmer.com/Naturals http://elijahfarmer.com/following/elijahfarmer.com/Naturals Fri, 04 Nov 2011 03:44:46 +0000 Elijah Farmer 1061338 AD: Elijah Farmer | CW: Sue Batteron The print campaign is backed up with a web series, targeting the desired users of this product gay men, running on the Advocate.com, Out.com, and Gay.com called Out in the Backcountry. The idea being, strand seven different gay men in the backcountry with nothing but some flip cams, a phone to call for help, and fleet naturals enemas. If they can survive without calling for help all seven days while keeping their backcountry beautiful they will win a cash prize. <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1061338/fleet_1.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="823" width_o="600" height_o="823" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1061338/fleet_1_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1061338/fleet_2.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="863" width_o="600" height_o="863" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1061338/fleet_2_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1061338/Fleet-3.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="840" width_o="600" height_o="840" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1061338/Fleet-3_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1061338/website.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="469" width_o="800" height_o="560" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1061338/website_o.jpg" align="left" /> Bodycopy: No laxatives, no drugs, just all-natural cleansing gentle enough for daily use. Wedding Invitations http://elijahfarmer.com/Wedding-Invitations http://elijahfarmer.com/following/elijahfarmer.com/Wedding-Invitations Thu, 16 Jun 2011 18:35:33 +0000 Elijah Farmer 1603096 I love when my friends get married because it gives me a chance to do something special for them. Bill was my roommate throughout college and is my best friend. He and Courtney, his wife, have a quirky and eclectic sense of style and it made designing these invites immensely fun and enjoyable. Alissa, is another friend who is getting married. I've just sent her Save The Dates off the printer and I'm starting work on her invites. <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/STD.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="400" width_o="600" height_o="400" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/STD_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/Main-Invite.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="600" width_o="400" height_o="600" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/Main-Invite_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/Main-Invite-Inside.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="600" width_o="400" height_o="600" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/Main-Invite-Inside_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/Directions-Card.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="600" width_o="400" height_o="600" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/Directions-Card_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/Book-a-room.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="693" width_o="400" height_o="693" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/Book-a-room_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/RSVP-Card.jpg" border="0" width="400" height="758" width_o="400" height_o="758" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/RSVP-Card_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/Subranni_McGrath_STD_plane.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="400" width_o="600" height_o="400" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/Subranni_McGrath_STD_plane_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/Subranni_McGrath_STD_back.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="399" width_o="600" height_o="399" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1603096/Subranni_McGrath_STD_back_o.jpg" align="left" /> Charter Cable http://elijahfarmer.com/Charter-Cable http://elijahfarmer.com/following/elijahfarmer.com/Charter-Cable Fri, 18 Feb 2011 17:37:20 +0000 Elijah Farmer 1062566 AD: Elijah Farmer | CW: Jim Goldberg | Dir: Rob Pritts Long John's Dockside http://elijahfarmer.com/Long-John-s-Dockside http://elijahfarmer.com/following/elijahfarmer.com/Long-John-s-Dockside Fri, 18 Feb 2011 17:15:00 +0000 Elijah Farmer 1062724 Long John's Dockside is a concept to completely change the image of Long John's Silver from a greasy fish joint. Into a contemporary fast food fish shack that brings together the freshness and healthiness of fish with the rustic esthetic of Nantucket. Instead of fried fish the focus is on fresh delicious fish tacos, chowders, and burgers without a hint of grease in sight. <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-1.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-1_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-2.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-2_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-3.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-3_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-4.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-4_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-5.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-5_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-6.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-6_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-7.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-7_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-8.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-8_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-9.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-9_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-10.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-10_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-11.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-11_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-12.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-12_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-13.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-13_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-14.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-14_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-15.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-15_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-16.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-16_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-17.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-17_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-18.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-18_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-19.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-19_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-20.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-20_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-21.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-21_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-22.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-22_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-23.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-23_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-24.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-24_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-25.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-25_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-26.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-26_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-27.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-27_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-28.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-28_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-29.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="377" width_o="990" height_o="558" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062724/dock-final-hi-29_o.jpg" align="left" /> Bod Man Fragrances http://elijahfarmer.com/Bod-Man-Fragrances http://elijahfarmer.com/following/elijahfarmer.com/Bod-Man-Fragrances Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:23:09 +0000 Elijah Farmer 1062718 AD: Elijah Farmer | CW: Katie Brinkworth Integrated campaign rebranding Bod Man Fragrances as the fragrance for discerning gay men. Including a new website with social media applications and a sampling initiative that mimics men giving out their phone number to a "Hot Bod". <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062718/bod_revised_2.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="776" width_o="600" height_o="776" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062718/bod_revised_2_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062718/bod_revised-2_1.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="776" width_o="600" height_o="776" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062718/bod_revised-2_1_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062718/BOD-REVISED-3_3.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="776" width_o="600" height_o="776" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062718/BOD-REVISED-3_3_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062718/bod-sampler.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="328" width_o="800" height_o="392" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062718/bod-sampler_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062718/bod-web.jpg" border="0" width="665" height="600" width_o="665" height_o="600" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062718/bod-web_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062718/bod-web2.jpg" border="0" width="499" height="600" width_o="499" height_o="600" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062718/bod-web2_o.jpg" align="left" /> Tag: For Men, not breeders. Belgium Tourism http://elijahfarmer.com/Belgium-Tourism http://elijahfarmer.com/following/elijahfarmer.com/Belgium-Tourism Tue, 15 Feb 2011 20:13:16 +0000 Elijah Farmer 1062681 AD: Elijah Farmer | CW: Matt Livengood <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062681/Belgium-Party-Flattened_2.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="826" width_o="600" height_o="826" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062681/Belgium-Party-Flattened_2_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062681/Belgium-Beer-Flattened_1.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="826" width_o="600" height_o="826" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062681/Belgium-Beer-Flattened_1_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062681/Belgium-Spa-flattened_3.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="808" width_o="600" height_o="808" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062681/Belgium-Spa-flattened_3_o.jpg" align="left" /> Won an Atlanta Bronze student Addy. MetroPCS http://elijahfarmer.com/MetroPCS http://elijahfarmer.com/following/elijahfarmer.com/MetroPCS Tue, 15 Feb 2011 19:59:15 +0000 Elijah Farmer 1062602 AD: Elijah Farmer | CW: Dustin Ballard An integrated campaign to promote the freedom from contracts offered by MetroPCS. Signs and stickers are slapped up all over cities and short 30 seconds videos of people getting surprised/shocked by someone in a Bill Clinton mask would be released across the internet. <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/Bench-Signage-sm.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="458" width_o="800" height_o="548" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/Bench-Signage-sm_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/sitting-sign-sm.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="602" width_o="600" height_o="602" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/sitting-sign-sm_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/COURT-Signage-sm.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="502" width_o="800" height_o="600" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/COURT-Signage-sm_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/basketball-sign-sm.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="602" width_o="600" height_o="602" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/basketball-sign-sm_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/Metro-Park-Image-sm.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="502" width_o="800" height_o="600" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/Metro-Park-Image-sm_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/pidgeon-sign.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="602" width_o="600" height_o="602" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/pidgeon-sign_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/metropcs-recyle-bins-sm.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="405" width_o="600" height_o="405" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/metropcs-recyle-bins-sm_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/Surprise-BIll-sm.jpg" border="0" width="670" height="462" width_o="800" height_o="552" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062602/Surprise-BIll-sm_o.jpg" align="left" /> Amstel Light http://elijahfarmer.com/Amstel-Light http://elijahfarmer.com/following/elijahfarmer.com/Amstel-Light Tue, 15 Feb 2011 19:53:58 +0000 Elijah Farmer 1062552 AD: Elijah Farmer | PH: Stuart Hall | CW: Tina Johnson Print campaign plus iPhone for locating bars that have Amstel Light and that spirit of Amsterdam. iPhone App Functionality: The app that would tell you where the nearest bar serving Amstel Light is and what kind of Dam Good Time they have going on. A radio station in partnership with Pandora and Hype Machine that would only play the freshest newest music heard in Amsterdam. Also, it would have a photo booth to drop your friends or yourself into Amsterdam. And finally a calling feature that would ring up your friends with a dutch roar from the commercials to signify the time to drink and have fun has begun. <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062552/Canal-Print.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="900" width_o="600" height_o="900" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062552/Canal-Print_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062552/Night-Print.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="900" width_o="600" height_o="900" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062552/Night-Print_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062552/Bar-Print.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="900" width_o="600" height_o="900" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062552/Bar-Print_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062552/100012ALH03_ODGB_G300.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="900" width_o="600" height_o="900" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062552/100012ALH03_ODGB_G300_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062552/Amstel-Iphone.jpg" border="0" width="352" height="600" width_o="352" height_o="600" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062552/Amstel-Iphone_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062552/Amstels-Iphone-Screen.jpg" border="0" width="382" height="600" width_o="382" height_o="600" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062552/Amstels-Iphone-Screen_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062552/Picture 3.png" border="0" width="670" height="446" width_o="1415" height_o="943" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062552/Picture 3_o.png" align="left" /> Headline: One Dam Good Bier. Brewed In Amsterdam. Orkin http://elijahfarmer.com/Orkin http://elijahfarmer.com/following/elijahfarmer.com/Orkin Tue, 15 Feb 2011 19:53:49 +0000 Elijah Farmer 1062583 AD: Elijah Farmer | CW: Jack Westerholt An integrated direct mail campaign with postcards and an updating Flickr gallery that starts after a successful treatment for a pest infestation. <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062583/090017ORK_Beach_G300.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="432" width_o="600" height_o="432" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062583/090017ORK_Beach_G300_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062583/back.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="432" width_o="600" height_o="432" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062583/back_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062583/090017ORK_Snow_G300.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="432" width_o="600" height_o="432" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062583/090017ORK_Snow_G300_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062583/back.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="432" width_o="600" height_o="432" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062583/back_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062583/Flickr-Album.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="451" width_o="600" height_o="451" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062583/Flickr-Album_o.jpg" align="left" /> <img src="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062583/flickr-share.jpg" border="0" width="600" height="460" width_o="600" height_o="460" src_o="http://payload.cargocollective.com/1/2/85532/1062583/flickr-share_o.jpg" align="left" /> Flickr Gallery: After receive your first postcard you would receive the flickr invitation for your bugs photostream. The photostream would feature your bug traveling to exotic locals such as Burma, North Pole, the moon in a Soviet space shuttle. Never to return to bother you again.